In 2007, the Brit Robert Stewart had to appear in court for having sex with his bicycle, and was later on sentenced. That was reported by the Daily Telegraph. Stewart was caught in a hotel room in Scotland in October the year before. The man was only wearing a t-shirt. He held his steel steed and moved his hips. It is not known whether the man passed the finish line. Two hotel maids made the discovery. They had knocked on the door of Stewart’s room several times. When she didn’t open, they went in with a spare key. The two had been utterly shaken by the scenes that unfolded before their eyes. They informed the manager, who in turn called the police. Stewart has since admitted the facts and the judge has thrown him on the list of sex offenders. So if you’re playing Truth or Dare, watch out what you’re doing.
He is not the first man to prefer sex with unusual objects. In 2008, a man was arrested because he was having sex with a lamp post. In 1993, a certain electrician by profession, Karl Watkins, was put behind bars for doing it with … floor tiles. Stewart may have been inspired by Queen, who featured naked cyclists in the music video for their mega-hit ‘Bicycle Race’ with Stewart’s ambiguous words: “I want to ride my bicycle.”
