Sex is fun and especially with your partner! There are countless positions and having some variation in the bedroom makes the love game even more intense. However, a few positions may need to be banned … Standing on your head, for example, while your boyfriend breaks his groin. The question remains, of course, whoever invented these impossible and absurd positions. Here are 9 impossible sex positions that you should avoid.
1. The pair of tongs
With the pair of tongs you form a kind of salad cutlery together. To do this, the man must be very strong and left lift and dangle the woman with one leg of her between his legs. Still following? It is a lot of work and certainly not comfortable. Not for you or your partner … Not recommended if you have just eaten.
2. Rock his boat
For this position you first need a boat, because it is not possible without it. The man is sitting against the side of a small boat. You put your legs on his neck and through the boat and the water, you will wobble back and forth, so the penis will do the same … Together you will rock until you hear ‘SPLASH’!
3. The head game
Attention all yoga fans, because this position might be something for you … The woman lies on her back with her legs in the air and keeps her body tight on the floor. From a kneeling position, the man enters and holds the woman close to him. For this, you need to apply a bit of teamwork. This sex position is called ‘The head game’ because there will be more and more pressure on the woman’s head, because the legs are in such a position that the neck folds.
4. The butter churner
This is certainly not the most ideal position as a woman. You lie on the floor, again with your legs in the air and sort of fold yourself by bringing your legs towards your head. Then the man sits on you and does some squats until the deed is done … Probably very intense?
5. Twist-a-girl
In this position, you sit on the penis and you go up and down in a circular movement, while you tighten your legs together. A kind of rotating corkscrew … A good exercise to train your biceps (arm muscles) when you try to push yourself up every time. That’s the advantage… But it probably takes a long time before the peak is reached.
6. The bootlicker
Both the man and the woman lie on their sides, but in opposite directions. Place the left leg of the woman over the hip of the man and put yourself in the desired position. Very tiring and somewhat pointless, because you move around each other like some kind of worms.
7. The passion propeller
This position is ideal for women who like looking at their boyfriend’s ass. The position starts in the missionary style (traditional), but then the man turns 360 degrees while he is already penetrating you. Now you are under him and his buttocks are facing you. Then the man keeps spinning like a helicopter propeller … Nice!
8. The triple Lindy
For this position it is a requirement to have a strong man, you both have to be flexible and above all have a lot of balance. The man lifts the woman from a standing position and the woman clamps her legs around him and grasps his arms. However, at this point you’re not hugging him like a monkey, but it’s the other way around, so he is looking at your back. A kind of ‘doggy style’, but then up in the air.
9. Ladder lovin’
You need a swimming pool for this one. Both the man and the woman descend to the second last step of the swim ladder. She turns 180 degrees, so she is facing the pool and he is looking at her back. She takes hold of the bars of the swim ladder with her hands, and she goes down one step on the ladder. She spreads her legs a little, and he also goes down to the last step, putting his feet between her feet. He’ll get a good libido from all that chlorine … Very sexy!
